Occasionally when I'm pulling up Phoenix's underpants or pull up, I'll snap the band against his...well, you know. Penis. Not on purpose, it's a complete accident and I've learned that I have to bring the front out and up rather than just up like with a girl. When the unfortunate "mom wants to geld you" situation happens, Phoenix usually scolds, "Don't hurt my penis mommy." Lovely.
This hasn't occurred for a while now, but today in the local bookstore, my son decides to hop off the toilet and yell "Don't hurt my penis, mommy!" Oye. Thankfully no one was in there. That could have been an odd moment.
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So glad nobody else was in there...I can't imagine the looks you would have received if someone had heard that one!
You are a funny woman, Denise! So glad to "find" you. Thank you so much for the comments on my blog. I really appreciate the support...It's nice to know I'm not alone. Sometimes it feels that way. Thanks...
LOL! Yes, been there. Occasionally now, as the boys get older, there's enjoyment in snapping their pants, or dropping them when they're hanging low...or the wedgie always makes for a good laugh! :)
Sorry, that was me w/the deleted comment. I posted it and when I went to re-read it all the words were jumbled all out of order...very strange!
Anyway, what I was saying was LOL...today I pinched Dalton on the butt just playing and he told me very matter of factly "Don't touch me there Mommy..that's my very private place and you will have to go to jail if you do it again." LOL Lovely. We've been discussing the "private parts" what's ok, what's not and apparently in D's eyes a pinch on the butt crosses the line. LOL!
HA-HA! Thanks for the laugh:)
Too funny! We're working on potty-training and Cenzo tells me "push the penis down, mommy" every time. I think we'll be avoiding public restrooms until he can do it on his own!
Lol. I can top that on the embarrassment scale. Alexander was just learning about the difference between boys and girls, and noticing that I didn't have a penis like he and his Daddy.
We'd taught him vagina, and one day we were in the bathrooms of our VERY busy shopping centre. He's on the toilet, pondering (as only a man can) and he says "You don't have a penis, do you Mummy?. You have..um..what is it...on yeah..a Jemima!". A little chuckle and I corrected him. "Oh yeah. That's right. A Vagina. I LOOOOOVE Vagina!"
Top.Of.His.Voice.
Nobody even pretended not to laugh, lol. Snickers all around. :)
LMAO! Sorry, but that is too funny!
LMAO! That is hilarious!!!
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