Sunday, April 13, 2008
Why I Don't Jog
I've had this cartoon up on my corkboard for so many years, I cannot even remember how many it's been. Seriously, this was, and still could be, me. I laughed my ass off when I first saw the cartoon, but it also held truth. I got this before I had my boobs hacked off 8 years ago and it was much funnier with the jumbo's I was carrying on my chest back then.
In addition to my issue with breathing while jogging, my other main problem is the girls. I have to hold my arms to my chest while I run/jog so they don't hit me in the face. Okay, so it's not like that anymore, but they are still big enough to flop and hurt when I bounce. I'm in need of a major, vice-grip sports bra for my ta-ta's. Any suggestions?