The halfings picked out HigglyTown Heroes to watch today. Moms of youngin's who watch Playhouse Disney should know this one. The characters are kinda like weebles in the sense they are big on the bottom with no legs. Weird to start off with, but it's a good show.
Well, I don't think I'll ever look at the heroes the same way again after watching the swimming episode today. First off, my charming halfing notices the boys have nipples. Greeeeaaaaattt. Can you imagine being the tech who got to draw nipples on the children's character? I wonder if that person giggled like when we were in the first grade learning to spell the word "but" and we all thought it was hilarious. I'm all for correct body parts, but something just creeped me out about it. Then pizza guy shows up without a shirt and he has a SIX-PACK! What the fuck!? He's got a pear shaped body and has these awesome abs and nipples. Um, my pear shaped ass doesn't have a stomach like that. No fair!