Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Politeness

As I went into a public restroom yesterday, I came across a probably normal occurrence, but disgusting nonetheless. Yes. There was a pubic hair on the toilet seat. Um, "Ms. I Need To Leave My DNA Behind", could you please check the seat upon exiting the stall to ensure you didn't leave any surprises. Surprises include, but are not limited to:
-pubes
-floaters (just flush again plz)
-pee on the seat (or whatever that damn liquid is that wets the back of my thighs)
-your monthly products (please double wrap in a criss cross manner prior to throwing in the wall box)
-and anything else you might leave behind

What's the rush? Did you drop ass in the stall and want to scurry out so no one knows it's you? Relax. Everyone farts, takes a dump, and pees. It's nature. But at least have the decency to clean up after yourself!

3 comments:

Robyn said...

Oh yuck to everything you mentioned!! No wonder I spray the whole toilet down with lysol before I let my son even enter the stall!

Dawn said...

Oh my God!!! You are too funny this morning. It's sad that's it's all completely true. :(

Aunt Becky said...

GROSS! I hate it when people leave pubes around. Sick.