I'm following this truck the other day. I can see this grey hair behind the wheel. He's driving 26mph in a 35mph zone. Hurry it up grandpa, I'm thinking to myself. And then I spot it. The bumper sticker that sent me into hysterics.
"Drive it like you stole it."
Um, I hope that truck is your grandson's Mister. Cuz if you are driving like you stole it, you gonna get caught.