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If you can't fart in front of friends & family, who can you fart with?Yes, absolutely with family, but I'll at least make space or be "discreet" with friends...unless I've been drinking, and then who cares anyway? ;)
The closer the friend, the more "open" I am about things. But with family - whooeeee .... stand back!Last time when I was prego, I had the WORST gas!!! I stole the pretty spray from the bathroom and tried to blame it on male colleagues!!!
Yes, but if he asks, the answer is no.
My disgusting husband does -- and then names them (usually after coworkers). He does. I swear.
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If you can't fart in front of friends & family, who can you fart with?
ReplyDeleteYes, absolutely with family, but I'll at least make space or be "discreet" with friends...unless I've been drinking, and then who cares anyway? ;)
The closer the friend, the more "open" I am about things.
ReplyDeleteBut with family - whooeeee .... stand back!
Last time when I was prego, I had the WORST gas!!! I stole the pretty spray from the bathroom and tried to blame it on male colleagues!!!
Yes, but if he asks, the answer is no.
ReplyDeleteMy disgusting husband does -- and then names them (usually after coworkers). He does. I swear.
ReplyDelete